homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

weedcraftx:

Northern Lights bath bomb ✨

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

musicofthestage:

we were in the middle of a full dress rehearsal today, music all intense and blaring, and suddenly everything stops and there’s a moment of silence before the director yells “WHOSE. BAGEL. IS ON. THE STAGE.

ben-c:

do you ever type without thinking and use the wrong their/there/they’re and just stare at it for a while like I cant fcuking believ,

novub:

it appears that i am… (adjusts glasses) (flips through pages of memo pad) (presses fingers to temples) (sweats) (whispers) …. gay

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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averypottermormon:

0fmiceandmeep:

christiewalshillustration:

Jumping on the cute ghost bandwagon.
(He’s transparent!)

DRAG IT DRAG IT DRAG IT

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH

averypottermormon:

0fmiceandmeep:

christiewalshillustration:

Jumping on the cute ghost bandwagon.

(He’s transparent!)

DRAG IT DRAG IT DRAG IT

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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